Reindeer Jokes And Puns

These hilarious reindeer jokes are completely free – they won’t cost you a buck! And they’re so funny, just like Rudolph they’ll go down in history!

Funny Reindeer Jokes And Puns

Why did no one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay?

Because they were two deer.

What is a dinosaur’s least favorite reindeer?


What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus when he saw a thunderstorm?

Looks like reindeer.

Why did the red-nosed reindeer help the little old lady cross the road?

It would have been Rudolph him not to.

Why didn’t Rudolph get a good report card?

Because he went down in History.

What’s the difference between Rudolph and a knight?

One slays a dragon, the other drags a sleigh.

Who was the meanest reindeer to Rudolph?


Because Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names.

How much do Santa’s reindeer cost?

Nothing. They are on the house.

Which reindeer needs an attitude adjustment?


What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?


Who is Rudolph’s favourite pop star?


Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?

Because they’re Santa’s star bucks.

How did the reindeer learn to play piano?

He was elf-taught.

What do you call a blind reindeer?

No-eye deer.

What do you call a blind reindeer with no legs?

Still no-eye deer.

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