Animal Christmas Jokes

To be fur, these hilarious animal Christmas jokes and puns are our pet favourites! We hope ewe have a Merry Christmas!

Funny Animal Christmas Jokes

What do sheep say to each other at Christmas?

A Merry Christmas to ewe.

What Christmas carol do they sing in the desert?

O camel ye faithful.

What do donkeys send out near Christmas?

Mule-tide greetings.

What’s a sheep’s favorite Christmas song?

Fleece Navidad.

What’s green, covered in tinsel and goes ribbet, ribbet?


Who delivers presents to cats?

Santa Claws.

What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?

A Christmas quacker.

What do you get if you cross a bell with a skunk?

Jingle smells!

What do sheep say to shepherds at Christmas?

Season’s bleatings.

How does Darth Vader enjoy his Christmas Turkey?

On the dark side.

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?

Santa Jaws.

What do monkeys sing at Christmas?

Jungle bells.

What is white and minty?

A polo bear.

Why did Scrooge keep a pet lamb?

Because it would say, “Baaaaahh humbug!”

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