Elf & safety alert – these hilarious elf jokes are dangerously funny! In fact, you’re likely to laugh your elf silly!
Funny Elf Jokes And Puns
Who is Santa’s favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley.
What kind of music do Santa’s Christmas elves like best?
“Wrap” music.
What does an elf have for his birthday?
Shortcake.
What do you call an elf that doesn’t sing?
A wrapper.
What do the elves call it when Father Christmas claps his hands at the end of a play?
Santapplause.
What do the elves cook with in the kitchen?
Utinsels.
What does Santa do when his elves misbehave?
He gives them the sack.
How did Santa build a house at the North Pole without any nails?
Iglooed it.
And he did it all by his elf.
Why was the elf sad?
He had low elf-esteem.
I just drew a really cool picture, it’s half mouse and half elf.
Sorry to boast, but I’m just feeling really proud of mice-elf.
What do you call an elf who just has won the lottery?
Welfy.
What type of elf has the most books?
A bookshelf.
What does Santa do with out of shape elves?
He sends them to an elf farm.
What cars do elves drive?
Toy-otas.
