Elf Jokes And Puns

Elf & safety alert – these hilarious elf jokes are dangerously funny! In fact, you’re likely to laugh your elf silly!

Funny Elf Jokes And Puns

Who is Santa’s favorite singer?

Elf-is Presley.

What kind of music do Santa’s Christmas elves like best?

“Wrap” music.

What does an elf have for his birthday?


What do you call an elf that doesn’t sing?

A wrapper.

What do the elves call it when Father Christmas claps his hands at the end of a play?


What do the elves cook with in the kitchen?


What does Santa do when his elves misbehave?

He gives them the sack.

How did Santa build a house at the North Pole without any nails?

Iglooed it.

And he did it all by his elf.

Why was the elf sad?

He had low elf-esteem.

I just drew a really cool picture, it’s half mouse and half elf.

Sorry to boast, but I’m just feeling really proud of mice-elf.

What do you call an elf who just has won the lottery?


What type of elf has the most books?

A bookshelf.

What does Santa do with out of shape elves?

He sends them to an elf farm.

What cars do elves drive?


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