If you like dry humor, these hilarious camel jokes and puns definitely won’t give you the hump or leave you feeling deserted!
Camel Dad Jokes
What do you call a camel with one hump?
A canal.
Where do you park a camel?
At the Camelot.
What do you call a camel with no hump?
Humphrey.
How do camels hide from predators?
They camel-flage.
How does a cool camel say hello?
How you dune?
What day of the week do camels fill up their humps with water?
Thirstday.
How do you get down from a camel?
You don’t, you get down from a goose.
What’s the difference between a one humped camel and a two humped camel?
A hump.
What do you get when you cross a camel with a truck?
Humpty Dumpty.
What do you call a sticker on the back of a camel?
A humper sticker.
What did the camel say to the oasis?
I will never desert you.
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
A dromedairy.
What do you call a camel that sells snake oil?
A scammel.
What’s the difference between Cleopatra and King Arthur?
One had Camelot, the other had a lot of camels.
What Christmas carol do they sing in the desert?
O Camel Ye Faithful.
How do you offer a camel a cup of tea?
One hump or two?
Why did the camel leave the party early?
Because he got the hump.
What is a camel’s favorite nursery rhyme?
Humpty Dumpty.
Funny Camel Jokes
What do you call a 3 hump camel?
Pregnant.
My girlfriend asked me, “When we go to Egypt, can we go on a camel?”
I told her, “Don’t be silly. It would take ages to get there.”
I just got back from Dubai where I was offered 40 camels for my wife.
I usually smoke Marlboro but hey… a deal is a deal.
What do camel’s wear when they go to war?
Camelflauge.
Husband: “It says here, that over 5,000 camels are used to make paintbrushes each year.”
Wife: “Isn’t it amazing what they can teach camels to do nowadays?”
A camel and I walk into a bar.
Camel: Can I get a straw?
Bartender: Sure. Here you go.
Me: Can I get a straw?
Bartender: Sorry, that was the last straw.
Camel collapses.
A baby camel says to its mum, “Hey mom, why do we have thick fur?”
“It protects camels from most temperatures in the desert.”
“Oh… Ok! And why are our feet huge?”
“So that extreme temperatures can’t burn our feet.”
“Sooo… What about our humps?”
“They store water so we can survive in the desert.”
“The desert?”
“It’s our habitat.”
“So what the heck are we doing in a zoo in Illinios?”
Max the camel walks into his parents’ room at 2am and asks for a glass of water.
His dad says, “Another one? That’s the second glass this month.”
What do you call a camel in Alaska?
Lost.
A man and his wife are traveling in the Middle East.
An Arab approaches the husband, saying, “I’ll give you 100 camels for your woman.”
After a long silence, the husband says, “She’s not for sale.”
The indignant wife says, “What took you so long to answer?”
The husband replies, “I was trying to figure out how to get 100 camels back home.
What’s the difference between a camel and a Russian?
A camel can walk for 30 days without drinking but a Russian can drink for 30 days without walking.
A woman rides through the desert on her camel. She drops her water bottle and her camel falls over and dies.
It was the straw that broke the camel’s back.
One Liner Camel Jokes
I used to struggle at riding a camel, but I practiced diligently and finally got over the hump.
I couldn’t find my camel – it must have been camelflaged.
Riding a camel really isn’t as hard as they say it is, once you get over the first hump, the rest is easy.
I find it strange how everyone suddenly cares about straws killing dolphins, because they’ve been breaking camels’ backs for years.
When a camel cries, is it a humpback-wail?
I tried riding a camel instead of a horse once – it had its ups and downs.
If a camel eats its brother, is that camelbalism?
A little-known fact is that Sir Lancelot raised a lot of sheep in his later years to make a living, but once he got to Egypt he opened his own camel lot.
Best Camel Puns
So, a one-hump camel marries a two-hump camel, and they have a baby, but the baby didn’t have a hump.
So they named him Humphrey.
What do you call an invisible camel?
Camel-flage.
What do you call a camel that looks the same from both directions?
A palindromedary.
What did the camel say when he met his friend in the Sahara?
“Long time no sea.”
What do you call a camel prima donna?
A drama-dary.
What is sweet and walks across a desert?
A caramel.
When King Arthur needs to cross the desert, where does he get his transportation?
At the camel lot.
A friend of mine makes good money selling camel’s milk, but he has to put up with surly camels all day.
It’s a drama dairy.
Why are camels sand colored?
Camelflage.
I have a backpack that lets me drink water while I hike. I’ve been debating returning it, but decided to give it another go. Yesterday I put a new straw in it, and now the straw is completely stuck and the backpack is unusable. I’m definitely returning it now.
It was the straw that broke the CamelBak.
Why did the Bactrian camel decide to have an extra hump?
Gobi or go home.
Did you hear about the camel accused of stock fraud?
He was guilty of a hump-and-dump scheme.
Why couldn’t the man see his camel?
Because it was camelflaged.
If you remove some electrons from a camel, it gains the ability to change colors.
It’s a camel-ion.
When camels were introduced to the milk industry to supplement cows, the two groups of animals fought relentlessly.
It changed from a normal workplace into a real drama dairy.
Why can a camel cross the desert without going hungry?
Because of all the sandwiches there.
What do you call a humpless camel covered in plastic?
Llamanated.
What kind of camel throws a hissy fit when you milk it?
A drama-dairy.
Where does a camel go after the main course?
He heads straight for the desert trolley.
What did the director of the desert movie say?
“Lights, camel-ra, action!”
What do you call a camel reciting Shakespeare?
A drama-dary.
What is a camel’s favorite place to vacation?
Camel-bodia.
Where do camels store their money?
Sand banks.
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