You’re sure to be a-moose-d by these funny moose jokes and puns, they’re a moose read!
Best Moose Jokes
What animal do you get if you cross a cow and a mouse?
A moose.
How is a moose different from an ant?
Moose have antlers but ants don’t have mooselers.
What did the dad say when he cooked a big game dinner for his mostly vegan friends?
I’m sorry, it looks like I’ve made a huge moose steak.
What’s the difference between a cow and a moose?
One moos, the other moose.
What’s got antlers and comes with a spoon?
A chocolate moose.
A moose and a mouse meet in the woods and the mouse says, “You spell your name funny”.
The moose replies, “No u”.
A Scottish guy walks into a bar in Newfoundland.
There is a moose head hanging on the wall.
The Scotsman says to the bartender, “Aye, what kind of animal is that?”
The bartender replies, “It’s a moose.”
The Scot responds, “Crivens. If that’s a moose I’d hate to see what yer rats look like!”
Me: I saw a moose on the way to work this morning.
Dad: How did you know it was on its way to work?
You’re familiar with the phrase “Oh dear,” when something bad has happened, but have you heard how they say it in Canada?
Oh moose.
If a cow says moo then what does a moose say?
Cooow.
Why should you breed moose?
It’s how you get big bucks.
A man in a movie theater noticed what looked like a moose sitting next to him.
“Are you a moose?” asked the man, surprised.
“Yes.”
“What are you doing at the movies?”
The moose replied, “Well, I liked the book.”
Why didn’t the moose play darts?
She didn’t want to hit a bulls eye.
How do moose and horses communicate with each other?
Morse code.
Why do moose have such big antlers?
So they get better radio reception.
Why is a cow better than a moose?
A cow moos, but a moose doesn’t cow.
A zookeeper wishes to buy some new animals from another wildlife park.
She writes:
Dear sir, We are a recently opened zoo and are looking to purchase 2 mooses. “No that doesn’t sound right.” She thinks.
We are looking to purchase 2 meese. “No that can’t be right either.”
Dear sir, I wish to inquire about purchasing a moose. Kind Regards.
P.S. Please send another moose along with the first.
What do you get when you cross a mouse and a deer?
Mickey Moose.
I’ve got a good moose joke.
But maybe you’ve already herd it.
Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving?
They couldn’t get the moose in the oven.
No one thinks my moose jokes are funny.
Well I think they’re all moosetaken.
Why did the moose get braces?
He had buck teeth.
Moose Knock Knock Jokes
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Moose.
Moose who?
Moose you be so nosy?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Moose.
Moose who?
Moose people would be tired of telling knock-knock jokes by now.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Moose.
Moose who?
Moose you keep asking all these questions?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Moose.
Moose who?
Moosetache you to stop telling knock knock jokes.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Moose.
Moose who?
Moosehang up the phone.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Moose.
Moose who?
Moose have been something I ate, excuse me.
Funny Moose Puns
What do you call a moose who loves multiple other moose?
A polyamormoose.
I told my mother moose were falling from the sky.
She said, “It’s reindeer.”
A wildfire broke out and a curious moose smelled the smoke and decided to investigate.
It ended up being a huge moose steak.
In Canada, you are more likely to die of a moose kick than of a terrorist attack.
Those darn mooselimbs.
A moose baited my mom’s sister into a trap.
He used his aunt lures.
What do you call a cross between a hippopotamus and something that is not a moose?
A hipponotamoose.
What do you call an Italian moose?
Mooseolini.
What kind of facial hair does a moose have?
A moostash.
Where do moose go for fun?
The a-moose-ment park.
What do you call an evil moose with three legs?
Moose-O-Leaney.
Why did the moose go to the hospital?
To visit a deer friend.
What do you call a poisonous moose?
Venomoose.
What forest animal is great at geometry?
The hypote-moose.
It’s also the animal that thinks it’s always right.
What do moose eat for breakfast?
Moose-li.
What do you call a moose hitman?
A moosenary.
What do you call a moose that wants to stay hidden?
An anonymoose.
What do you call it when a moose makes sequential long and short noises?
Moose code.
I got really sick from eating a big, wild animal last week.
It was a moose steak.
What kind of movies do moose like?
Moose-icals.
What do you call an unidentified moose?
Anonymoose.
What do you get when you cross a moose and a ghost?
A cari-boo.
Did you hear about the caribou who read the Ten Commandments?
His name was Mooses.
Who’s a moose’s favorite cartoon character?
Mickey Moose.
I hate moose.
They’re such a moosance.
I ran into the shop when I saw a pair of moose for sale.
But they were just two deer.
What do you call a burial chamber full of moose?
A moosoleum.
What gun do you use to hunt a moose?
A moosecut.
What do you call a moose that plays the piano?
A moose-ician.
What did the chef say when he cooked up moose meat instead of beef?
“Oh no! I’ve made a huge moose steak!”
What do you call a moose wearing a mask?
Anonymoose.
You guys, I just drew a really cool creature – it’s half moose, half elf.
Sorry to boast, I’m just feeling pretty proud of moose-elf.
What do you call a celebrity moose?
Famoose.
Did you hear about the moose who escaped a Mexican zoo and ran all the way to Virginia?
He’s now a VA-moose.
What has antlers and sucks blood?
A moose-quito.
Moose puns really amoose me!
Who’s a moose’s favorite composer?
Moose-zart.
What did Queen Victoria say when a moose told her a joke?
We are not a-moose-d.
Who makes moose films?
The deer-ector.
What do you call a sleeping moose?
A bull dozer.
What did the moose dress up as for Halloween?
A scary-bou.
Where do moose get their news?
The moose-paper.
Where do moose go to learn about history?
The moose-eum.
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