Octopus Jokes And Puns

These funny octopus jokes and puns are sure to ten-tickle your fancy and make you chuckle!

Funny Octopus Jokes And Puns!

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?


Why did the octopus blush?

It just saw the bottom of the ocean.

What do you call an octopus that’s missing one tentacle?

Octopus Prime.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?

Because it was well armed.

How do you know when an octopus has diarrhea?

It leaves squid marks.

How did the octopus pay for his newspaper?

With ten nickels.

I once saw two octopuses that looked the exact same.

They must have been itentacle twins.

What was wrong with the busy octopus?

Nothing, he was just octopi’d.

How did the octopus do in his first football match?

He got ten tackles.

Why did the giant octopus eat two ships filled with potatoes?

Because you can’t eat just one potato ship.

Why did they have to stop filming the octopus documentary?

Tentacle difficulties.

Octopus : [holding a gun in each hand].

Cat : You’re one short buddy.

Why did the octopus cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Doctor Octopus robbed a bank this morning.

He didn’t have a gun, but he was well armed.

What’s the difference between an octopus and a mocktopus?


What do you call a startled octopus?

A shockedopus.

What’s an Octopus’s favorite toy?

His eight little Legos.

What do you call a bathroom with an octopus inside?


Why don’t octopuses like meeting new people?

It takes too long to shake hands.

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