Whale Jokes And Puns

You’re sure to have a whale of a time with these funny whale jokes and puns!

Funny Whale Jokes

If a group of whales is called a pod…

Does that make a group of beached whales a tide pod?

Where do you call a group of whale musicians?

An orca-stra.

Whales can’t stand loud noises.

In fact they cannot stand at all.

Two whales walk into a bar.

The first whale goes, “ARRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOO!”

The second whale says, “Shut up Phil you’re drunk!”

I went out onto the ocean to try and spot some whales.

But the ink kept washing away.

Why are killer whales so good at hunting?

They’re very well orca-strated.

Did you hear about the dolphin that bumped into the whale?

It wasn’t on porpoise.

After consulting my therapist, I went out and bought a small whale.

She told me I need a porpoise in life.

How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

Why did the whale cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide.

If fishing for a shark is called shark fishing, what do you call fishing for a whale?

Whale mammaling.

Why do killer whales never make friends with other species?

They’re too orca-ward.

Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale-weigh station.

What do you call a whale that carries a lot of stuff?

A whalebarrow.

Why do you never see any whales hiding in trees?

Because they’re so good at it.

What do you call a group of gangster killer whales?

Orcanized crime.

What do you call a group of whales on a TV show?

A podcast.

What did the spiritual fisherman say to the whale?

Everything harpoons for a reason.

Don’t you think whale mouths are too big?

Personally, I think they’re a bit overkrill.

Whale watching used to be a hobby of mine but I’ve decided to give it up.

I just can’t see the porpoise anymore.

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