Snowman Jokes And Puns

These hilarious snowman jokes certainly won’t get a frosty reception! So don’t get cold feet – chill out and go ahead and enjoy them!

Funny Snowman Jokes And Puns

Why did the snowman name his dog Frost?

Because Frost bites.

What did the snowman say to the aggressive carrot?

Get out of my face.

What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?


What do you call it when a snowman loses his temper?

A meltdown.

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

“Do you smell carrots?”

What do you call a yeti tattoo on your stomach?

The abdominal snowman.

Why didn’t Frosty the Snowman get married?

He got cold feet.

What do you call an old snowman?


What do they sing at a snowman’s birthday party?

Freeze a jolly good fellow.

Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?

He was picking his nose.

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

Ice caps.

What do snowmen have for breakfast?


What do snowmen call their offspring?


How do snowmen get around?

They ride their icicles.

What do snowmen eat for lunch?


What did Frosty the Snowman’s girlfriend give him when she was mad at him?

The cold shoulder.

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