Goat Jokes And Puns

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Funny Goat Jokes

What do you get when you ask a poorly goat to be a DJ?

A sick bleat.

What does a baby goat order in a restaurant?

The kids’ meal.

I’m a licensed therapist, and my uncle, who’d been having a problem on his farm, asked me if I could come by and psychoanalyze one of his animals.

I refused because, quite honestly, I ain’t a Freud of no goats.

It’s okay to laugh when goats give birth.

They’re just kidding.

Some people say filling animals with helium is wrong.

But whatever floats your goat.

Why is it hard to have a conversation with a goat?

They always butt in.

What do you call a Spanish goat with no hind legs?


A goat came out of nowhere and headbutted me.

It was a ram-done act of violence.

Did you hear about the guy who herds young goats?

He’s great with kids.

Who’s a goat’s favorite artist?

Vincent van Goat.

Why did the goat cross the road?

To goat to the other side.

What do you call a goat with a beard?

A goatee.

What do you call a goat on a mountain?

A hillbilly.

How do you stop a goat from charging?

You unplug it.

What do you call a goat that picks on other goats?

A bully goat.

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a goat.

How long have you felt like this?

Since I was a kid.

Which musical do goats like the best?

Joseph and his Amazing Technicolour Dream Goat.

What do you call a baby goat that knows martial arts?

The Karate Kid.

My neighbor’s baby goats are always running around breaking stuff and causing havoc.

Some people’s kids…

What did the goat say when it pranked the cow?

Just kidding.

What do you call a goat that works in a chip shop?

A battering ram.

Why are goats from France so musical?

Because they have French horns.

What farm animal always gets the blame?

The scape-goat.

What do you call a baby goat who is sleeping?

A kid-napper.

Why was the farmer in such a bad mood?

Because someone got his goat.

What’s a kid’s favourite nursery rhyme?

Row, row, row your goat.

What did the sheep say when the billy ate her dinner?

You have goat to be kidding me.

What do you call a goat dressed like a clown?

A silly billy.

Where do you find a goat with no legs?

Right where you left it.

Where does an angry goat write down its problems?

On the ram-page.

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