Koala Jokes And Puns

We couldn’t bear not to bring you these funny koala jokes and puns! They’re really high koala-ty jokes!

Funny Koala Jokes

Why isn’t a koala a real bear?

It doesn’t meet all the koalafications.

What exercise equipment does a koala use?

A eucalyptical.

Why are the best bears found in Australia?

Because they’re high koala-ty.

Why didn’t the koala get the job he went for?

Because he was over-koalafied.

How do koala bears stay fit?

They do bear-obics

What did the koala write in his Valentine’s Day card to his girlfriend?

“I love you-calyptus.”

Why did the koala bear eat so much eucalyptus?

He simply couldn’t leaf it alone.

What is a koala’s favorite soft drink?


How many koalas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically just one, as long as he’s koalafied.

Why did the bear quit his second job?

He needed some koala-ty time with his family.

A koala walks into a barber shop and hops up into the chair.

He points to the excess fur that has grown around his ears and asks the barber, “Can eucalyptus?”

Have you seen that awesome video of a koala drinking tea high up in the trees?

It’s super high koala tea.

How do koalas go on vacation?

In a bear-o-plane.

I wanted to hire a marsupial butler…

But none of the applicants were koala-fied.

How do koala bears stop a TV show?

They hit the paws button.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree?

It was dead.

What’s the secret to a long, happy marriage, according to koalas?

You have to love spending koalaty time together with your spouse.

How do koalas stay cool in the summer?

Bear conditioning.

My girlfriend got mad at me when I invited her to afternoon tea by the Australia exhibit.

I don’t understand. She said she wanted some koala teatime together.

Why didn’t the koala win the competition?

It got dis-koala-fied.

What did one koala say to the other?

How’s it hanging?

Why do you never see koalas wearing shoes?

Because they like to go bear foot.

Why did the koala bear want his own place?

He couldn’t bear living so close to his family.

Why did the koala blush?

He was embearassed.

Besides eucalyptus leaves, what is a koala bear’s favorite vegetable?


What is a koala bear’s favorite cocktail?

A pina koala.

How do you apologize to a koala?

Bear your heart and soul.

What did the koala radio host say before going on a commercial break?

“We’re going to take a small paws for our sponsors.”

What do koalas do when they’re facing a tough situation?

They grin and bear it.

What’s a koala’s favorite drink?

A root bear float.

Who’s a koala’s favorite poet?

William Shakesbear!

Why did the koala get fired from his job?

Because he would only do the bear minimum.

Where do koalas go to settle legal matters?

A kangaroo court.

Why shouldn’t you keep koalas in your house?

The smell is un-bear-able.

What’s small, furry and slightly purple?

A koala holding its breath.

How do you know when a baby koala bear is happy?

You’ll see them jump for joey.

What is a koala’s favorite type of fruit?


Why don’t koalas like fast food?

Because it’s too hard for them to catch

Which side of a koala bear has the most fur?

The outside.

Where do koalas go on vacation?


What is a koala’s favorite pop song?

Koala me maybe.

What is a koala’s favorite Christmas carol?

Deck the halls with baughs of holly, koalalalalalalalala.

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