We didn’t want to hog these funny pig jokes and puns because we’re sure they won’t boar you!
Funny Pig Jokes
What do you call a glass of alcoholic pig’s blood?
Swine.
What do you call it when a pig loses its memory?
Hamnesia.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Build a sty-scraper.
What do you give a pig with a rash?
Oinkment.
Why is waking up at 2am like a pig’s tail?
It’s twirly.
What do you get when you pick a pig’s nose?
Ham boogers.
Why do pigs make terrible teachers?
Because they’re so boar-ing.
Why was the pig covered in ink?
Because he lives in a pen.
What do you call pig shampoo?
Hogwash.
What do you call a pig with three eyes?
Piiig.
What happened when Peppa Pig accidentally walked into the meat grinder?
Peppa-roni.
Why was the pig limping?
He pulled his hamstring.
I heard that scientist are trying to genetically engineer a pig to have wings.
It seems far fetched to me. I’ll believe it when pigs fly.
Why would a pig dressed in black never get bullied?
Because Batman has sworn to protect goth ham.
Where do pigs park?
The porking lot.
What do you call a pig from the dinosaur age?
Jurassic pork.
What would you name your pet pig?
Chris P. Bacon.
I read a story about pig anatomy.
It was all straightforward until I found a twist in the tale.
What do pigs learn in the army?
Ham to ham combat.
What do you name a smart pig?
Cunningham.
What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?
One’s a heated yam, and the other is a yeeted ham.
Did you hear about the pig farmer that tried to make it big in Hollywood?
He had to move back home because he had too many poor scenes.
How do pig families save money on clothes?
They use ham-me-downs.
Why did the pig want a divorce?
Her husband was a boar.
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig?
The F.
I saw a movie about a pig with no eyes.
It was a PG.
If a baby cow is called a calf what is a baby pig called?
A hamstring.
What’s a pig’s favorite type of wood?
Mahogany.
What do you get when you play tug of war with a pig?
Pulled pork.
