You’d have to be brainless not to enjoy these funny zombie jokes and puns! It’d be a grave mistake to miss them!
Funny Zombie Jokes And Puns
What does a vegan zombie eat?
Graaaiiins.
Did you hear about the dyslexic zombie?
He only eats Brians.
What does a zombie call his girlfriend?
Zombae.
What do you call a zombie in pajamas?
The sleepwalking dead.
Where do zombies live?
On a dead end street.
Why didn’t the zombie like eating the clown?
Because he tasted funny.
Who did the zombie take to the dance?
His ghoul-friend.
What do you call a zombie who stir fries?
A dead man wokking.
Where do you go during a zombie apocalypse?
The living room.
What do you call a zombie that speaks two languages?
Zombilingual.
I told everyone that I’m going as a zombie character from Harry Potter this Halloween, but no one believes me.
I’m dead Sirius.
Have you ever wondered: Why do zombies eat brains?
Food for thought.
Why was the zombie sad?
Because he was a husk of his former self.
What does it take to become a zombie?
Dead-ication.
What does a zombie magician say?
Abra-cadaver.
Zombies don’t try hard enough.
They should try to be zom-As.
What do zombies have for lunch?
Human beans, fried legs and eyes cream.
If a walking corpse is referred to as a zombie, then what would you call a running one?
A zoombie.
What does a constipated zombie say?
Bran, I want bran.
What do you call a zombie that writes music?
A decomposer.
What do you call a zombie with a sweet tooth?
A die-abetic.
What do you call a zombie that loves sports?
A die hard fan.
What do health conscious zombies use for sandwiches?
Whole brain bread.
What kind of cheese do zombies eat?
Organzola.
