Witch Jokes And Puns

Here’s a great collection of scary funny witch jokes and puns to help you celebrate Halloween. We’re sure you’ll find them spellbinding and cackle with laughter!

Funny Witch Jokes And Puns

Why did the witch give up fortune telling?

Because she couldn’t see any future in it.

What do you call two witches who live together?

Broom mates.

What happened to the witch who got mad while flying on her broom?

She flew off the handle.

How does a witch tell the time?

With her witch watch.

What do you find on a haunted beach?

A sand-witch.

Why did the witch go to see the doctor?

Because she was having dizzy spells.

What happened to the naughty schoolgirl witch?

She was expelled.

What is a witch’s best subject at school?


Did you hear about the twin witches?

People couldn’t tell which witch was which.

What is a witch’s favorite method of writing?


Did you know witches don’t fart?

Instead, they cast smells.

Have you heard about the illiterate witch?

She can’t spell.

What sound does a witch’s car make?

Broom broom!

My friend said to me, “There’s only one thing about Halloween that scares me.”

I asked, “Which is?”

“Exactly,” he replied.

Did you hear about the witch who got plastic surgery?

She looked really good afterworts.

If two witches watched two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

Each witch would watch which watch belonged to which witch’s wrist.

Why do witches not wear a normal hat?

Because there’s no point in it.

What does a witch use to do math?

A cackle-ator.

What’s a witch’s favorite shape?

A HEXagon.

Who turns the lights off at Halloween?

The lights witch.

Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?

Because of all the witches sweeping the sky with their brooms.

What goes cackle, cackle, bonk?

A witch laughing her head off.

What do witches ring for when they stay in hotels?

Broom service.

How do witches keep their hair out of place?

With scare spray.

Why did the witch’s black cat throw up?

She was broom sick.

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