Werewolf Jokes And Puns

You’d be barking mad not to enjoy these funny werewolf jokes and puns! They’ll have you howling with laughter.

Funny Werewolf Jokes And Puns

If a werewolf did not know it was a werewolf…

Then it would be an unawarewolf.

What kind of fur do you get from a werewolf?

As fur away as you can get.

What do you call a youtuber who’s also a werewolf?


A wolf says to a werewolf, “You’re a werewolf.”

The werewolf says, “I’m aware, wolf.”

What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?


What’s a werewolf’s favourite mode of transport?

A lunar cycle.

Can a werewolf drink Coors Light?

No, because it’s the silver bullet.

Which side of a werewolf has the most fur?

The outside.

What’s the distant cousin of the werewolf?

The way over there wolf.

What’s scarier than a werewolf?

A herewolf.

Did you hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?

Now he’s a whywolf.

Only a lunatic would wear a wolf fur jacket.

Seriously, who else would werewolf?

Why do werewolves howl at the moon?

Because no one else will do it for them.

Did you hear about the werewolf who swallowed a clock?

He got ticks.

What do you call a hairy beast that’s lost?

A where-wolf.

What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine?

It became a wash and wearwolf.

Did you hear about the really funny comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?

He had them howling all night.

Why was the werewolf upset with the skeleton?

He had a bone to pick with him.

Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?

Because they have two left feet.

What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a person who makes pots?

Hairy Potter.

I got bitten by a werewolf and I’m turning into one myself.

I think I’m lycan it so far.

Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?

He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.

What time do werewolf cowboys have a shootout?

High moon.

I taught a wolf to meditate.

Now he’s aware wolf.

Where do werewolves store their junk?

A were-house.

What do you call a wolf that uses bad language?

A swearwolf.

More Funny Halloween Jokes