Elf & safety alert – these hilarious elf jokes are dangerously funny! In fact, you’re likely to laugh your elf silly!
Funny Elf Jokes And Puns
Who is Santa’s favorite singer?
What kind of music do Santa’s Christmas elves like best?
What does an elf have for his birthday?
What do you call an elf that doesn’t sing?
What do the elves call it when Father Christmas claps his hands at the end of a play?
What do the elves cook with in the kitchen?
What does Santa do when his elves misbehave?
He gives them the sack.
How did Santa build a house at the North Pole without any nails?
And he did it all by his elf.
Why was the elf sad?
He had low elf-esteem.
I just drew a really cool picture, it’s half mouse and half elf.
Sorry to boast, but I’m just feeling really proud of mice-elf.
What do you call an elf who just has won the lottery?
What type of elf has the most books?
What does Santa do with out of shape elves?
He sends them to an elf farm.
What cars do elves drive?