Really Bad Jokes For Kids

If you love a bad joke (and who doesn’t?), then you’ll enjoy this collection of really bad jokes for kids!

Awfully Bad Jokes

What do you call an animal with wheels?

A car-pet.

Why don’t they play any poker in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs.

Where would you find a dog with no legs?

Right where you left him.

You should always break someone’s leg before they audition.

Then they will always end up in the cast.

What did the little mermaid wear to math class?

An algae-bra.

I broke my hand last week.

At the hospital, thinking it was permanently damaged, I asked the doctor if I’d be able to play guitar.

He replied “Yes, after you’ve taken time to heal.”

I was really happy. I’ve always wanted to know how to play.

For a second, I couldn’t decide what underwear to buy.

It was a moment of brief indecision.

Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up?

Because if they slept with both legs up they would fall over.

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.

You know what grinds my gears?

Shifting them improperly.

Dad, are we pyromaniacs?

Yes, we arson.

If you boil a funny bone….

It becomes a laughing stock.

Do you know what Bruce Lee’s vegetarian brother is called?

Brocco Lee.

Why don’t eggs tell jokes?

They’d crack each other up.

What did the dune have after dinner?


.I just put my milky way on my keyboard.

Now, is it a space bar?

Why didn’t Frosty the Snowman get married?

He got cold feet.

My credit card company must be really proud of me.

They keep telling me I have an outstanding balance.

What’s red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint.

What is red and is bad for your teeth?

A brick.

What did the drummer call his twin daughters?

Anna One, Anna Two.

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