You’ll be bouncing around with laughter at these hilarious trampoline jokes and puns! They’re sure to put a spring in your step!
Funny Trampoline Jokes
My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline.
She hit the roof.
What’s the best time of year to use a trampoline?
Spring.
I had to get out of the trampoline rental business.
There were just too many ups and downs.
I put my foot through a trampoline last week.
I’ve had a spring in my step ever since.
I was injured in a trampoline accident.
But I’ll bounce back quickly.
Met the chap who invented trampolining.
Nice guy, but a bit jumpy.
I trained as a trampoline instructor.
So I always have something to fall back on.
My boss at the trampoline factory fired me today.
So I flipped out.
I hate trampolines.
They always make me flip out.
I saw a trampoline on sale.
So I jumped on it.
I drove past a store that sells trampolines today.
I bet their sales are up and down.
I’ve always wanted a trampoline.
So when my daughter asked me to build her one, I had to jump on it.
I have a phobia of trampolines.
They always make me jump.
I went to the trampoline park but then I realized I didn’t have any money.
They told me to bounce.
I just bought my friend an extra-bouncy trampoline.
He was over the moon.
What do you call somebody who guards a trampoline park?
A bouncer.
A man walks into a bar and sees a trampoline.
“What’ve you got this here for?” he asks.
The bartender replies, “It’s for the bouncer.”
What did Van Halen say when they saw a trampoline at a party?
Might as well jump.
Friends are like a trampoline.
I always wanted a trampoline.
My local trampoline business is having a hard time.
I hope they bounce back.
Just been promoted at the trampoline factory.
Didn’t think my career could reach such heights.
I bought a friend a trampoline, and he’s over the moon.
It was more powerful than I thought.
Best Trampoline Puns
I’ve just started a new business selling trampolines in Prague.
I’m getting a lot of orders but the Czechs keep bouncing.
Bouncer: “I’m going to have to ask you to leave.”
Me: “Why?”
Bouncer: “I have no idea who you are and this is my trampoline.”
I’ve started a business selling prayer mats which are also trampolines.
Prophets are going through the roof.
I was the first person to install trampolines on musician’s tour buses.
Now everybody is jumping on the bandwagon.
Two planes jump onto a trampoline.
Boeing.
How do you turn a waterbed into a trampoline?
Fill it with spring water.
I just picked up a used trampoline online! It’s incomplete but I got it for free!
No springs attached!
What should you wear on a trampoline?
A jumpsuit.
What do you call a sheep on a trampoline?
A wooly jumper.
I’ve decided to wash my trampoline.
It’s time for the spring cleaning.
What do you get when a cow jumps on a trampoline?
Mikshake.
A local man in Prague paid for a trampoline.
The Czech bounced.
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