Trampoline Jokes And Puns

You’ll be bouncing around with laughter at these hilarious trampoline jokes and puns! They’re sure to put a spring in your step!

Funny Trampoline Jokes

My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline.

She hit the roof.

What’s the best time of year to use a trampoline?


I had to get out of the trampoline rental business.

There were just too many ups and downs.

I put my foot through a trampoline last week.

I’ve had a spring in my step ever since.

I was injured in a trampoline accident.

But I’ll bounce back quickly.

Met the chap who invented trampolining.

Nice guy, but a bit jumpy.

I trained as a trampoline instructor.

So I always have something to fall back on.

My boss at the trampoline factory fired me today.

So I flipped out.

I hate trampolines.

They always make me flip out.

I saw a trampoline on sale.

So I jumped on it.

I drove past a store that sells trampolines today.

I bet their sales are up and down.

I’ve always wanted a trampoline.

So when my daughter asked me to build her one, I had to jump on it.

I have a phobia of trampolines.

They always make me jump.

I went to the trampoline park but then I realized I didn’t have any money.

They told me to bounce.

I just bought my friend an extra-bouncy trampoline.

He was over the moon.

What do you call somebody who guards a trampoline park?

A bouncer.

A man walks into a bar and sees a trampoline.

“What’ve you got this here for?” he asks.

The bartender replies, “It’s for the bouncer.”

What did Van Halen say when they saw a trampoline at a party?

Might as well jump.

Friends are like a trampoline.

I always wanted a trampoline.

My local trampoline business is having a hard time.

I hope they bounce back.

Just been promoted at the trampoline factory.

Didn’t think my career could reach such heights.

I bought a friend a trampoline, and he’s over the moon.

It was more powerful than I thought.

Best Trampoline Puns

I’ve just started a new business selling trampolines in Prague.

I’m getting a lot of orders but the Czechs keep bouncing.

Bouncer: “I’m going to have to ask you to leave.”

Me: “Why?”

Bouncer: “I have no idea who you are and this is my trampoline.”

I’ve started a business selling prayer mats which are also trampolines.

Prophets are going through the roof.

I was the first person to install trampolines on musician’s tour buses.

Now everybody is jumping on the bandwagon.

Two planes jump onto a trampoline.


How do you turn a waterbed into a trampoline?

Fill it with spring water.

I just picked up a used trampoline online! It’s incomplete but I got it for free!

No springs attached!

What should you wear on a trampoline?

A jumpsuit.

What do you call a sheep on a trampoline?

A wooly jumper.

I’ve decided to wash my trampoline.

It’s time for the spring cleaning.

What do you get when a cow jumps on a trampoline?


A local man in Prague paid for a trampoline.

The Czech bounced.

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