Softball Jokes And Puns

We thought we’d pitch you these hilarious softball jokes and puns, so don’t play hardball – enjoy them now!

Funny Softball Jokes

Why can’t you trust a softball pitcher?

Because they use underhanded tactics.

Why did the umpire keep answering his phone during the softball game?

He didn’t want to miss any calls.

How do softball players keep in contact?

They touch base every once in a while.

Why did the police officer go to the softball game?

Someone stole second base!

Did you hear the joke about the softball?

It will leave you in stitches.

What do softball players put their food on?

Home plates.

What has 18 legs and catches flies?

A softball team!

I felt betrayed when my girlfriend joined a softball league without telling me.

Of all the underhanded things…

What did the softball glove say to the ball?

“Catch ya later!”

Why did the softball player go to the car dealer?

She wanted a sales pitch.

What does a softball player do when she loses her eyesight?

Become an umpire.

What do you get when you cross a softball player with a monster?

A double header.

Why do girl softball players love playing so much?

Because diamonds are a girl’s best friend.

Why is a softball park the coolest place to be?

Because it’s full of fans.

How many softball players does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They’re too busy arguing the last call.

What is the best advice to give a young softball player?

If you don’t succeed at first, try second base.

Why do softball players wear slip-on shoes?

You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.

Softball Dad Jokes

Why did the team of witches lose the softball game?

Their bats kept flying away.

Who calls balls and strikes at the annual Vatican softball game?

The Holy Roman Umpire!

Why do criminals make such good softball pitchers?

They’re naturally underhanded.

Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team?

She kept running away from the ball.

What kind of sport does a crab play?

Fast-pinch softball!

Why did the pastry chef hire a softball pitcher?

Because she knew how to handle the batter.

What would you get if you crossed a pitcher and the Invisible Man?

Pitching like no one has ever seen.

What do you get when you cross a softball pitcher with a carpet?

A throw rug.

How do softball players sing acapella?

In perfect pitch.

Why don’t softball players join unions?

Because they don’t like to be called out on strikes.

Darn those sneaky softball pitchers.

Darn them and their underhanded techniques.

How is a softball team like a pancake?

They both need good batters.

I was casually interviewed by an athletics coach today.

He asked a lot of softball questions.

Don’t date a girl who just got hit in the eye with a softball.

She’s a bad catch.

What cartoon character is the best at softball?

Homer Simpson.

Why couldn’t the fans get soda pop at the double header?

Because the home team lost the opener.

Which animal is best at hitting a softball?

The bat.

Why was the softball team so confident?

They always covered all the bases.

Why did Michael Jackson like playing softball?

Because he only had to wear one glove!

Did you hear the softball joke?

It will leave you in stitches.

Why was the tiny ghost asked to join the softball team?

They needed a little team spirit.

Why didn’t the dog want to play softball?

It was a boxer.

What is a softball player’s favorite thing about going to the park?

The swings.

Softball Puns

What are the rules in zebra softball?

Three stripes and you’re out.

Why is a softball umpire like an angry chicken?

They both have fowl mouths.

When should softball players wear armor?

When they play knight games.

Where do softball bats wash up?

In the bat tub.

What do you call a basement full of softball players?

A whine cellar.

Why did the softball player shut down her website?

She wasn’t getting any hits!

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

New Jersey.

What’s the difference between a pick pocket and an umpire?

One steals watches and the other watches steals.

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