Hurry up! Get your skates on and check out these funny skating jokes and puns that are totally cool and will totally break the ice!
Funny Ice Skating Jokes
Why did the hipster drown?
He went ice skating on the pond before it was cool.
Nobody laughed when I fell while skating.
But the ice sure cracked up.
What do a bad figure skater and the Titanic have in common?
They both look good until they hit the ice.
I want to get into ice skating but I keep getting cold feet.
I’d tell you an ice skating joke, but I’m afraid it wouldn’t land well.
The thing about ice skating…
No matter how good you are, the hardest part is always your nipples.
What kind of dog likes to ice skate?
A hockey pug.
I joined the figure skating team to pick up girls…
Literally.
Why do hipsters hate ice skating?
They could never do it before it was cool.
Who’s a figure skater’s favorite rock singer?
Axel Rose.
I went out on a first date with this girl.
We went ice skating but we got kicked out.
We were starting to break the ice.
What do you call ice skating in the summer?
Swimming.
Dad: “Me and your mum met at the winter wonderland skating rink. We jumped when we saw each other”.
“It was our way of breaking the ice.”
My boss found out I applied for a job to be ice skating coach.
Now I am on thin ice.
Why didn’t the figure skater bring his wallet to the skating rink?
It was free skating that day.
Why does a figure skating rink get warm after a competition?
Because all the fans have left.
Why did the beginner figure skater get a tattoo of a butterfly on her leg?
It was the only way she could make a butterfly jump.
Why shouldn’t you tell jokes while ice skating?
Because the ice might crack up.
What do chemistry and figure skating have in common?
Elements.
Why do figure skaters work in bakeries when they retire?
They’re great at icing cakes.
What style of mobile phone do figure skaters choose most often?
Flip style.
How are scrambled eggs like a losing figure skater?
They’ve both been beaten.
Why was the figure skater’s barbecue such a success?
She didn’t over-rotate the chicken.
What’s a math teacher’s favorite winter sport?
Figure skating.
Best Ice Skating Puns
For our first date, I took my girlfriend to the ice rink where entry was half price.
She called me a cheap skate.
How is music like ice skating?
If you don’t “C sharp” you’ll “B flat.”
Why did the figure skater gain so much weight?
She 8 a lot.
How do ice skaters introduce themselves?
They say, “Ice to meet you!”
What do you call a shepard that’s always cutting costs?
A sheep-skate.
This guy offered me a go on his ice rink for $1.
I thought, “What a cheap skate.”
What did the skeleton drive to the figure skating competition?
A Zam-bony.
I’ve been wanting to go ice skating for a while.
My friends bought me a pair of skates recently, but they broke on the first use!
If you ask me, they’re cheapskates.
I took my psychic girlfriend ice skating but she fell through the ice.
Luckily, Claire’s buoyant.
Why should you never ice skate on a duck pond?
Because the ice might quack.
No idea if anyone is interested but a friend has opened up an ice rink charging just 50c a go.
Cheap skate.
Last Christmas my parents got me a pair of flip flops with matchbox cars glued to the bottom.
Cheap skates!
What do you call a snowman that can ice skate?
A snowmobile.
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