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Funny Gymnastics Jokes
I once tried to join a gymnastics team but it’s harder than you’d think.
You have to bend over backwards to get in.
My bank recently called me to let me know I had an outstanding balance.
I said, “Thanks, I used to do gymnastics,” and hung up the phone.
That was nice of them.
An untalented gymnast walks into a bar.
What happened to the alcoholic gymnast?
They were prone to rolling blackouts.
A gymnast walks into a bar…
He gets a two-point deduction and ruins his chances of a medal.
How did the gymnast banana injure itself?
By doing the splits.
Did you ever hear the story of about the gymnast who got a concussion?
A woman walks into a bar.
What does a cannibal call a gymnast?
A well-balanced breakfast.
It’s easy to make appointments with gymnasts.
They’re always flexible.
Why do bananas like gymnastics?
They like to do splits.
I bet gymnasts with OCD don’t like the uneven bars.
The dedication of Olympic gymnasts amazes me.
They really bend over backwards for their country.
Did you hear about the professional bowler who was also a gymnast?
She did splits well!
I think I’d win gold in “Literature Gymnastics”.
I can really flip a page.
I said to the gym instructor, “Can you teach me to do gymnastics?”
He said, “How flexible are you?”
I said, “I can’t make Tuesdays.”
What is a gymnast’s favourite pudding?
Jam roly-poly!
Why did the gymnast’s account get sent to collections?
She had an outstanding balance.
I’m dating a gymnast.
She’s head over heels.
When I first started gymnastics, I had a fear of the vaulting horse.
I got over it!
Why are gymnasts so good at making plans?
They’re always flexible.
What did the gymnast do with the hotdog?
Put it in a forward roll!
Why are gymnasts always dangling from rings?
It’s a good place to hang out!
What happens to cheating gymnasts?
They’re put behind parallel bars!
What happens when a gymnast and her coach don’t get along?
They split up.
Best Gymnastics Puns
I would tell you a pun about gymnasts, but…
It’s a bit of a stretch.
What do gymnasts use to season their food?
Somersault.
Why don’t gymnasts use towels?
Because they tumble dry.
I once went on a date with a gymnast.
I thought she’d be head-over-heels but she flipped out.
Why do gymnasts never season their food in the winter?
Because they only like summer salts.
I once knew a vampire who could do gymnastics.
They called him an acrobat.
What kind of phone does an Olympic Gymnast use?
A flip phone.
Why do gymnasts have great TV reception?
Because of the aerials!
Why do gymnasts work in teams?
Because there’s safety in tumblers!
What Disney princess do gymnasts all love?
Ariel.
Was the gymnast born loose and limber?
No, he was taut.
What do you call a dolphin that does gymnastics?
An aquabat.
Why did the farmer ask a passing gymnast to help move his wagon?
Because the gymnast was an expert at cart wheels!
A Prague-based trampoline gymnastics coach was just arrested for fraud!
Apparently, he bounced a great many Czechs.
Why aren’t the walls in a gymnast’s house shiny?
Because they are always using the matt.
What’s a mathematician’s favourite gymnastic move?
A sum-mersault.
What do you call a gymnast with a low IQ?
A flippin’ idiot.
What do you call a mean acrobat?
A gymnasty!
China won bronze in gymnastics at the Sydney 2000 Olympics but were stripped of the medal after it was revealed that Dong Fangxiao was under the minimum age of 16
And they would have gotten away with it if it wasn’t for those medalling kids.
Did you hear about the Olympic gymnast that was a convicted felon?
He was known for some assaults.
Why did the gymnast become a body builder?
To increase flex-ability.
What do you call a generous gymnast?
A flipanthropist.
There was some controversy in the sports world this week, when they allowed some athletes to try out for the Olympic gymnastics team more than once.
I thought it was just revaulting.
Seven days without any gymnastics training…
Makes one weak.
What did one gymnast say to the other?
Nice to Meet you.
How long does it take for a gymnast to start practicing?
A split second!
How do you know you’re on a date with a gymnast?
She asks you to split the check.
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