These hilarious boxing jokes and puns are a real knockout! Everyone of them has a great punch-line!
Funny Boxing Jokes
If cardboard had a favorite sport, what would it be?
Boxing.
Store cashier: “Sir, do you wanna box for these items?”
Me: “No thanks, I’m not much of an athlete. Is it okay if I just pay with my card?”
I lost a boxing match with a pirate.
He had a vicious right hook.
I was going to make a boxing joke.
But I can’t come up with a punch line.
What’s Amazon’s favorite sport?
Boxing!
I was going to tell you a joke about boxing…
But I forgot the punch line.
In the boxing ring, my ring name is the Human Mop.
Because my opponent always wipes the floor with me.
Why did the shopping cart take up boxing?
It was always being pushed around.
Why do pirates like to watch boxing?
Because they can all appreciate a strong right hook.
At my boxing club, there is only one punch bag.
I hate waiting for the punch line.
Why aren’t octopuses allowed in boxing matches?
They throw sucker punches.
How do you make a fruit punch?
Give it boxing lessons!
I’m trying to write a song about boxing.
But I just can’t come up with the right hook.
My boxing trainer wants me to keep working, but I’m so tired.
At least we agree that I need to hit the sack.
Boxing saved my life once.
Five armed burglars broke into my house and I was in the gym training.
Paddy decides to take up boxing and goes for the required medical course.
A few days later the doctor phones and says, “Paddy, you realise you’ve got sugar diabetes?”
Paddy says, “Nice one, when do I fight him?”
What does a boxing comedian need?
A good punchline.
What’s a boxing hair stylist’s specialty?
Bob and weaves.
Did you hear about the hobbit who ruined the boxing match?
He tried to destroy the ring.
Best Boxer Jokes
I’m currently on a restaurant date with a female boxer.
She’s going for the ribs.
A boxer was having trouble sleeping so he goes to the doctor.
The doctor asks, “Have you tried counting sheep?”
The boxer replies, “I have but every time I get to the count of eight, I stand up.”
Why was the pirate such a successful boxer?
He had a good left hook.
Why don’t boxers have sex the night before their fight?
They really don’t like each other that much.
Why don’t bad boxers wear trousers?
Because they don’t have any belts!
Why is Peter Pan a terrible boxer?
Because whenever he throws a punch, it Neverlands.
What does a Muslim boxer do?
Hijabs.
A group of boxers queued up to beat up a clown.
That’s it. That’s the punch line.
What’s a boxer’s favorite drink?
Fruit Punch.
On my Tinder profile it says I’m a professional boxer.
It sounds much better than I work in the packaging department in an Amazon warehouse.
A boxer was throwing nothing but right hooks at a punching bag.
His trainer walked up and asked, “What gives?”
The boxer said, “I’m exercising my rights.”
What YouTube videos do failed boxers make?
Unboxing videos!
Why doesn’t Mike Tyson use a PlayStation?
Because he’s an X-Boxer.
Every time the doorbell rings, my dog runs and stands in the corner.
He’s a Boxer.
When is a human like a dog?
When they’re a boxer!
When boxers begin their time at the gym…
Do they punch a clock?
Why was the hula hoop a great boxer?
It could go round for round.
Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?
He always throws the punch.
What did one boxer say to the other boxer at the pub?
Fancy another round?
What were all the boxers doing outside the comedy club?
Forming the punchline.
What do you call a boxer who doesn’t last long in the ring?
A brief.
What did the boxer say to the fish?
Watch out for the hook!
During my boxing career, I was the 2nd best boxer in my country.
I fought in over 100 fights, and came 2nd every single time.
What do you call the monobrow of a boxer?
A punch line.
What do Picasso and a terrible boxer have in common?
They both spend a lot of time on the canvas!
What do anesthesiologists and boxers have in common?
They knock people out for a living.
What do you get when you cross a hula dancer with a boxer?
Hawaiian Punch!
Why don’t boxers wear glasses?
It’s a contact sport.
Hilarious Boxing Puns
My Chinese friend refuses to believe that our friend Ty is now the state boxing champion.
The Chinese don’t want to recognize Ty won.
The waitress saw me and my girlfriend were wrapping up our meals and asked, “Y’all wanna box for your leftovers?”
I said, “I’m not much of a boxer, but I’ll wrestle you for them.”
Why did the potato talk through the boxing match?
Because he’s a commentator.
Why is it so hard to win a boxing match on Sesame Street?
Because no one can beat the Count.
Why did the pumpkin lose the boxing match?
He let his gourd down.
I asked my neighbor: “Can I use your wall for shadow boxing tonight?”
He said: “Sure, knock yourself out.”
The origami boxing match was showing the other night.
What a shame it was only on paper-view.
The press conference after a boxing match should be called…
Boxer briefs.
What did Mr. T say before a celebrity boxing match with Dave Grohl?
I pity the Foo.
What’s the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?
One knows his blows and the other blows his nose!
I prefer to use the vacuum cleaner with boxing gloves on.
They call me Dyson Fury.
Why do fishermen watch boxing?
They are looking for the right hook!
What do you get when you combine boxing and line dancing?
A punchline.
Can a match box?
Nope, but a tin can.
Recently, my wife has been insisting that I wear boxing gloves and call her Adrian.
We’ve been going through a Rocky patch.
My aging dad decided to enter a kickboxing tournament.
He’s not athletic, and he’d never fought before.
I thought he was crazy to even enter it, but he said he had a plan to win: he would wrap his feet in underwear.
I didn’t see how that would help, but he surprised us all and went undie-feeted.
What do you do when you see two snails boxing?
Nothing, you gotta let ’em slug it out.
What do you call a boxer with terrible flatulence?
Gaseous Clay.
Why was Jupiter banned from competing in the planetary boxing match?
He took asteroids.
What do you call a boxing cow?
Moo-hammad Ali.
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