This page of funny yo mama jokes is stuffed fuller than your momma! The only thing that causes more laughter than them is yo mamma!
Yo Mama Jokes
Yo mama so fat she went out in high heels and came back in flip flops.
Yo mama so fat when she go camping, the bears have to put their food in a tree.
Yo mama so mean she has no standard deviation.
Yo momma so fat she wears a 3 piece bikini.
Yo mama so fat she on both sides the family.
Yo mama so stupid she failed her blood test.
Yo mama so fat her picture fell off the wall.
Yo mama so dumb she played Russian roulette with an automatic.
Yo momma so fat she was diagnosed with flesh eating disease and was given 150 years to live.
Yo mama so fat her blood type is ragu.
Yo mama so fat she went to the theatre and sat next to everybody.
Yo momma so fat even Ripley’s didn’t believe it.
Yo mama so old, her birth certificate’s in cuneiform.
Yo momma so fat she goes to KFC to lick other people’s fingers.
Yo momma so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
Yo mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox live.
The earth WAS flat until they buried yo mama.
Yo mama so fat she fell off both sides of the bed.
Yo mama so old, her birth certificate says expired.
Yo mama so fat when I climbed on top of her my ears popped.
Yo mama so fat her shadow weighs 42 lbs.
Yo mama so fat I rolled over three times and was still on top of her.
Yo mama so fat instead of a cigarette, she smoked a turkey.
Yo mama so fat she was laying on the beach and Greenpeace rolled her back in.
Yo mama so ugly, people break in her house to close the curtains.
Yo mama so fat she walked in front of my TV and I missed 5 seasons of my show.
Yo mama so fat when she wore a yellow raincoat people yelled “TAXI!”
Yo mama so fat she auditioned for Star Wars and got the part of Space.
Yo mama so ugly that when she went to a hunted house, she walked out with a pay cheque.
Yo mama so big she don’t get periods, she gets exclamation marks.
Yo mama so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing.
Yo momma so fat she uses a boomerang to put a belt on.
Yo mama so fat she gives the tub stretch marks.
Yo mama so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Yo momma so fat she got baptized at Sea World.
Yo mama so fat even a joke about her won’t fit on the internet.
Yo mama so fat she bends light.
Yo mamas so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Yo momma so fat she went to KFC for a bucket of chicken and when they asked her what size she said the one on the roof.
Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went straight to hell.
Yo momma so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Yo mamas so fat, she wears a watch on each wrist. One for each time zone.
Yo momma so fat that when she was lost they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
Yo mama so fat, she takes selfies in panaromic mode until her phone runs out of battery.
Yo mama so fat she’s still unfamiliar with the gym and calls it James.
Yo mama so fat she measures her waist with 1st down markers.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks in the house, mice jump on chairs.
Yo momma so fat it took me two buses and a six dollar cab fare to get on her good side.
Yo momma so stupid, she sat at a stop sign until it turned green.
Yo mama so fat I thought of her and broke my neck.
Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
Yo momma so ugly blind people cross the street.
Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and it became two dimes and a nickel.
Yo mama so fat the universe ACTUALLY revolves around her.
You momma so fat when she hauls ass, it takes her two trips.
Yo mama so stupid I told her it was chilly outside and she went to get a bowl.
Fun fact! There is enough space between the earth and the moon in it’s orbit that all the other planets in the solar system can fit in between side by side with room to spare… But yo mama can’t.
Yo mama so fat her feet dont get wet when she showers.
Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.
Yo mama so dumb she thinks a rabbit is fast food.
Yo mama so fat she came out of the eleveator square.
Yo mama so ugly when she lays down at the beach, cats come to bury her.
Yo momma so fat you gotta step on two cracks to break her back.
Yo mama so fat she laid on the beach and the lifeguard said she has to move inland so the tide can arrive.
Yo mama so ugly her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo momma so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Yo mama so fat when she gets her shoes shined she has to take their word.
Yo mama so fat she wore high heels and struck oil.
Your mama so blind she’s got eyes on her butt and she still cant see squat.
Yo momma so fat she’s got smaller fat women orbiting her.
Yo momma so fat she got a job as a runway model… at the airport.
Yo mamma so stupid she got stabbed in a shootout.
Yo mamma so fat it’s always high tide when she’s at the beach.
Yo mama so fat her patronus is a cake.
Yo mama so fat you need a rodeo clown to distract her when you bring in groceries.
Yo mama so fat she has tri-abetes.
Yo momma so poor, she couldn’t even pay attention.
Yo mama so fat that when she laid on a memory foam it forgot.
Yo mama so dumb, she tripped over a cordless phone.
Yo mama so fat that the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
Yo mama so fat I swerved my car to avoid hitting her and ran out of gas.
Yo mama so fat her stalker is Captain Ahab.
Yo momma so fat the Sorting Hat put her in Waffle House.