You’re sure to have a whale of a time with these funny whale jokes and puns!
Funny Whale Jokes
If a group of whales is called a pod…
Does that make a group of beached whales a tide pod?
Where do you call a group of whale musicians?
Whales can’t stand loud noises.
In fact they cannot stand at all.
Two whales walk into a bar.
The first whale goes, “ARRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOO!”
The second whale says, “Shut up Phil you’re drunk!”
I went out onto the ocean to try and spot some whales.
But the ink kept washing away.
Why are killer whales so good at hunting?
They’re very well orca-strated.
Did you hear about the dolphin that bumped into the whale?
It wasn’t on porpoise.
After consulting my therapist, I went out and bought a small whale.
She told me I need a porpoise in life.
How do you get two whales in a car?
Start in England and drive West.
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
If fishing for a shark is called shark fishing, what do you call fishing for a whale?
Why do killer whales never make friends with other species?
They’re too orca-ward.
Where do you weigh a whale?
At a whale-weigh station.
What do you call a whale that carries a lot of stuff?
Why do you never see any whales hiding in trees?
Because they’re so good at it.
What do you call a group of gangster killer whales?
What do you call a group of whales on a TV show?
What did the spiritual fisherman say to the whale?
Everything harpoons for a reason.
Don’t you think whale mouths are too big?
Personally, I think they’re a bit overkrill.
Whale watching used to be a hobby of mine but I’ve decided to give it up.
I just can’t see the porpoise anymore.