Volleyball Jokes And Puns

We couldn’t block these hilarious volleyball jokes and puns any longer, so we bumped them to the top of our list and here they are! They’re sure to cause a spike in laughter!

Funny Volleyball Jokes

Why do excavators always get a spot on the volleyball team?

They can dig really well.

Why did the volleyball players get kicked out of the school dance?

Because they spiked their drinks.

How is a volleyball coach like a dentist?

They both like drills.

Why can’t fish play volleyball?

They’re afraid of the net.

I went on a cruise once, and we were hit by a gigantic wave, and the boat sank.

I woke up on a sugar sand beach, with gigantic cotton candy clouds filling the sky, and the sea glistened under the setting sun like a pool of honey, next to me was a volleyball that looked like a marshmallow.

Towering above me was a gigantic volcano that looked like an upside down ice cream cone.

It was then that I realized I was trapped on a dessert island.

Before the ball could touch the ground, I kicked it back, sending it soaring past the other players and into the top corner of the net.

Overcome with emotion, I ripped off my shirt and punched the air.

My eyes locked with my stunned coach, who came running towards me shaking his head in amazement.

As he embraced me, he sighed, “OK, let’s go over the rules of volleyball one last time.”

I watched the ladies beach volleyball last night, there was a really bad wrist injury.

But the doctor said I will be ok in a week.

What do you call a professional beach volleyball player who is single?

Homeless.

I’ve never lost a game of football, basketball or volleyball!

Though I’ve never played a game either.

What can you serve, but never eat?

A volleyball.

How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar?

They both use drills.

Keep an eye on the volleyball team at the party.

They might spike the punch.

What was the first thing Hellen Keller noticed at the beach?

The volleyball net.

How are a volleyball player and a carpenter similar?

They both love to hammer spikes.

Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.

Why do volleyball players make great astronauts?

They took up space in school.

What do you get when you cross a volleyball server with a ghost?

A serve like you’ve never seen.

Why did the volleyball coach always have the player first to show up start the game?

First come, first served.

Volleyball Dad Jokes

I had a dog that was really good at volleyball.

I named him Spike.

Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set!

Why was the volleyball team always invited to the party?

They could easily spike the punch.

How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors?

With a block party.

I told a volleyball joke once.

It had a nice set-up, but no punchline.

A volleyball and a screwdriver decided to form a band.

Wilson Phillips.

Why can’t Cinderella play volleyball?

Because she keeps running away from the ball.

Why was the stegosaurus such a good volleyball player?

Because he could really spike the ball!

What boy band group was noted for their great volleyball skills?

New Kids on the Block.

What is the first time that a volleyball match was talked about in the Bible?

When Joseph served in the Pharaoh’s court.

How many middle hitters does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but the setter has to place it exactly in their hands.

Who directed the movie about volleyball players?

Spike Lee.

Never trust a volleyball-playing bartender.

The service may be excellent, but he’ll try to spike all the drinks.

Why did the volleyball player get sent to jail?

Because he was set up.

Why did the volleyball player continue to play professionally?

She wanted to strike it rich.

Why are spiders such great volleyball players?

Because they have an amazing topspin.

Why are policemen great at volleyball?

They serve and protect.

Why was the narwhal kicked off the volleyball team?

He was always spiking the ball.

Have you heard about the amount of luggage that has started playing volleyball?

The cases are spiking.

What do volleyball players do when they go to church?

Serve God.

Why do volleyball players join the military?

They want to gain extra experience in the service.

Did you hear about the volleyball and the battery that got into a fight?

The battery was charged and the volleyball is waiting to go to court.

Why did the geese always beat the ducks in volleyball?

The goosebumps were amazing.

How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb?

None, because they are always in the dark.

What do you call it when a player returns the ball with arms up at the net while falling?

A stumbling block.

Why did the volleyball player bring a shovel to the game?

In case she wanted to dig deep.

Why did the volleyball player bring an extra pair of shoelaces?

Because she wanted to tie the score.

My volleyball opponent was not happy with my serve.

He kept returning it.

Why were the elephants kicked off the beach volleyball team?

They couldn’t hold their trunks up.

Why is the volleyball court hot after a match?

All the fans have gone home.

Is it dangerous to play beach volleyball on a full stomach?

Yes, it’s better to play on a volleyball court.

Why did the volleyball player go to her financial advisor?

She wanted to know her net worth.

If a basketball team was chasing a volleyball team, what time would it be?

Five after six.

How do you know that volleyball referees are happy?

Because they whistle while they work.

When is a volleyball player like a judge?

When she sits on the bench.

Why do baseballs cost less than volleyballs?

Inflation.

Volleyball Puns

Don’t throw a fit if your beach volleyball team is defeated.

Nobody likes a shore loser.

What do you call a short volleyball player from Dublin?

An Irish Setter.

What do you call a girl standing in the middle of a volleyball court?

Annette.

What summer sport is most popular with fit albinos?

Bleach volleyball.

Did you hear about the volleyball players who are getting married?

It was love at first spike.

What do you call accidentally killing someone with a volleyball?

Sphehicular manslaughter.

What is a volleyball player’s favorite drink?

Sets on the Beach.

Where do they make volleyball movies?

Volleywood.

What do you call two Mexicans playing volleyball?

Juan on Juan.

Where do ghosts play volleyball?

At the volleyball corpse.

Why did they arrest the volleyball player?

They suspected foul play.

What’s a ghost’s favorite position in volleyball?

Spooker.

What do you call a volleyball player who hurt her knee diving for the ball?

Courtney.

What’s a volleyball favorite classic movie?

Casablocka.

What’s a volleyball player’s favorite TV show?

How I Set Your Mother.

What Star Wars character is the best volleyball player?

Chewblocka.

Where do good diggers play volleyball?

In the miner (minor) leagues.

Who’s a volleyball player’s favorite rapper?

Notorious D.I.G.

Why did the middle setter go to counseling?

She had a dinking problem.

What’s a volleyball player’s favorite Star Wars movie?

The Empire Spikes Back.

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