We thought we’d serve up these hilarious tennis jokes and puns for you! Just don’t make too much of a racket laughing at them!
Funny Tennis Jokes
Never date a tennis player.
Love means nothing to them.
My wife said she’s leaving me because of my obsession with tennis – and I’m too old.
I said, “I’m only 40, love.”
Why was Cinderella so bad at playing tennis?
Because her coach was a pumpkin.
My wife said, “I can think of 14 reasons to leave you, plus your obsession with tennis.”
I replied, “That’s 15 love.”
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.
My grandpa was rushed to hospital after swallowing a tennis ball.
The doctors said he’ll bounce back.
Why is ice cream bad at tennis?
It has a soft serve.
In college they called me “The Love Machine”.
Because I was so bad at tennis.
Did you hear they invented a new version of tennis that’s supposed to be harder?
It’s called elevennis.
I’ve made a website for depressed tennis players.
The servers are currently down.
I couldn’t figure out why the tennis ball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
I just came back from my coworker’s funeral, who died when he was hit on the head by a tennis ball.
It was a lovely service.
What do you call a computer that plays tennis?
Why do elephants wear red tennis shoes?
So they can hide in apple trees.
Well, have you ever seen them hiding in apple trees? I guess it works!
I lost my job assembling tennis racket heads.
I just couldn’t handle it.
Why should dog owners invest in tennis balls?
They have a high rate of return.
I bought a golden retriever from you and I’m not pleased with your false advertising.
He only retrieves tennis balls.
I don’t like movies about tennis.
There’s just too much back and forth.
Did you hear about the tennis player who lost her finger?
I hear she plays ninenis now.
Which sport players would work well in the restaurant industry?
Tennis, they serve the best.
I telephoned the tennis star Serena Williams for an interview and asked her, “What’s your favorite planet?”
Her: It’s Venus.
Me: Sorry Venus, would you put Serena on the phone?
Why do tennis players bounce the ball?
It serves a purpose.
My tennis girlfriend is very attractive to men. 27 fancy her.
What is the difference between the Prince of Wales and a tennis ball?
One is heir to the throne the other is thrown into the air.
Why do librarians hate tennis?
Too much racket.
A tennis ball walks into a restaurant.
A waiter asks, “Have you been served?”
I went to the bar at Wimbledon dressed as a tennis ball.
I got served straight away.
I had to break up with my tennis player girlfriend.
Love meant nothing to her. I had to find a better match.
Best Tennis Puns
I used to work in the tennis equipment business.
What a racket!
I love tennis puns.
I try not to take advantage of them.
What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?
Just paid $400 for new tennis gear.
What a racquet!
There’s a new game called “Silent Tennis”.
It’s like regular Tennis, but without the racquet.
I threw a tennis ball 5 miles and the dog retrieved it!
I know, it sounds a bit far fetched.
Why did the man buy 9 racquets?
Because tennis too many.
My dog has a glow-in-the-dark tennis ball.
We try not to leave it in the yard on sunny days, because that would lead to glow ball warming.
I used to live next door to a tennis equipment manufacturer.
They made such a racket!
What time do tennis players get out of bed?
Why don’t they use tennis matches to raise money for charity anymore?
Too much racketeering.
I fired my tennis doubles partner.
I’ve told him his services are no longer required.
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