Tennis Jokes And Puns

We thought we’d serve up these hilarious tennis jokes and puns for you! Just don’t make too much of a racket laughing at them!

Funny Tennis Jokes

Never date a tennis player.

Love means nothing to them.

My wife said she’s leaving me because of my obsession with tennis – and I’m too old.

I said, “I’m only 40, love.”

Why was Cinderella so bad at playing tennis?

Because her coach was a pumpkin.

My wife said, “I can think of 14 reasons to leave you, plus your obsession with tennis.”

I replied, “That’s 15 love.”

Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?

Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.

My grandpa was rushed to hospital after swallowing a tennis ball.

The doctors said he’ll bounce back.

Why is ice cream bad at tennis?

It has a soft serve.

In college they called me “The Love Machine”.

Because I was so bad at tennis.

Did you hear they invented a new version of tennis that’s supposed to be harder?

It’s called elevennis.

I’ve made a website for depressed tennis players.

The servers are currently down.

I couldn’t figure out why the tennis ball was getting bigger.

Then it hit me.

I just came back from my coworker’s funeral, who died when he was hit on the head by a tennis ball.

It was a lovely service.

What do you call a computer that plays tennis?

A server.

Why do elephants wear red tennis shoes?

So they can hide in apple trees.

Well, have you ever seen them hiding in apple trees? I guess it works!

I lost my job assembling tennis racket heads.

I just couldn’t handle it.

Why should dog owners invest in tennis balls?

They have a high rate of return.

I bought a golden retriever from you and I’m not pleased with your false advertising.

He only retrieves tennis balls.

I don’t like movies about tennis.

There’s just too much back and forth.

Did you hear about the tennis player who lost her finger?

I hear she plays ninenis now.

Which sport players would work well in the restaurant industry?

Tennis, they serve the best.

I telephoned the tennis star Serena Williams for an interview and asked her, “What’s your favorite planet?”

Her: It’s Venus.

Me: Sorry Venus, would you put Serena on the phone?

Why do tennis players bounce the ball?

It serves a purpose.

My tennis girlfriend is very attractive to men. 27 fancy her.

15 love.

What is the difference between the Prince of Wales and a tennis ball?

One is heir to the throne the other is thrown into the air.

Why do librarians hate tennis?

Too much racket.

A tennis ball walks into a restaurant.

A waiter asks, “Have you been served?”

I went to the bar at Wimbledon dressed as a tennis ball.

I got served straight away.

I had to break up with my tennis player girlfriend.

Love meant nothing to her. I had to find a better match.

Best Tennis Puns

I used to work in the tennis equipment business.

What a racket!

I love tennis puns.

I try not to take advantage of them.

What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?

Anette.

Just paid $400 for new tennis gear.

What a racquet!

There’s a new game called “Silent Tennis”.

It’s like regular Tennis, but without the racquet.

I threw a tennis ball 5 miles and the dog retrieved it!

I know, it sounds a bit far fetched.

Why did the man buy 9 racquets?

Because tennis too many.

My dog has a glow-in-the-dark tennis ball.

We try not to leave it in the yard on sunny days, because that would lead to glow ball warming.

I used to live next door to a tennis equipment manufacturer.

They made such a racket!

What time do tennis players get out of bed?

About tennish.

Why don’t they use tennis matches to raise money for charity anymore?

Too much racketeering.

I fired my tennis doubles partner.

I’ve told him his services are no longer required.

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