Skeleton Jokes And Puns

Make no bones about it, these scary funny skeleton jokes are very humerus! Don’t let no body tell you otherwise!

Funny Skeleton Jokes And Puns

Why didn’t skeleton cross the road?

Because he didn’t have the guts.

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?

He had no body to go with.

How does a French skeleton say hello?


What type of lettuce do skeletons use for their salads?

Human Romaines.

Why are skeletons so lonely?

They ain’t got nobody.

A skeleton walks into a bar.

He orders a beer and a mop.

What did the skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit.

His whole family found that humerus.

Why did the skeleton go to the museum?

Because it wanted to go see the skull-ptures.

What’s a skeleton’s favorite type of danger?

Grave danger.

Why don’t skeletons fight each other?

They don’t have the guts.

Why does the skeleton go to church?

It keeps him on the straight and marrow.

What instrument do skeletons play?


Why do skeletons shy away from horror movies?

They have no stomach for them.

What is a skeleton’s favourite meal?

Spare ribs.

Who’s the world’s most famous skeleton detective?

Sherlock Bones.

What’s a mummy’s favorite type of food?

Chicken wraps.

What is a 2000 pound pile of bone called?

A skele-ton.

Why aren’t skeletons good at poker?

You can see right through them.

Why are skeletons so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

How does a French skeleton say hello?


What do you call a skeleton in a freezer?


What did the skeleton bring to the potluck?

Spare ribs.

What do you call a flying skeleton?


Why don’t skeletons go trick or treating?

Because they have no body to go with.

What is a skeleton’s favorite guitar chord?

The spinal cord.

Why don’t skeletons dance at Halloween parties?

They have no body to dance with.

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