These hilarious Santa Claus jokes are the gift that keeps on giving! They really do deliver the goods!
Funny Santa Claus Jokes And Puns
How does Santa take pictures?
With his North Pole-aroid.
What kind of motorbike does Santa Claus ride?
A Holly Davidson.
What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?
Crisp Kringle.
What is Santa’s favorite kind of pizza?
One that’s deep-pan, crisp and even.
What is Santa Claus’ laundry detergent of choice?
Yule-Tide.
Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh?
Because he wanted to see time fly.
What do you call Santa’s little helpers?
Subordinate clauses.
Where does Santa stay when he’s on vacation?
At a Ho-ho-ho-tel.
What’s Santa Claus’s favorite type of potato chip?
Crisp Pringles.
Why does Santa go down the chimney?
Because it soots him.
What’s red and white and falls down chimneys?
Santa Klutz.
What do you call a bankrupt Santa?
Saint Nickel-less.
Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can, “Ho ho ho”.
What is Santa Claus’s favorite track & field event?
North Pole-vaulting.
Who does Santa call when his sleigh breaks down?
The Abominable Towman.
What is Santa’s favourite pizza?
One that is deep pan, crisp and even.
What goes oh, oh, oh?
Santa walking backwards.
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus.
Where does Santa Claus go swimming?
The North Pool.
What do you call Father Christmas on the beach?
Sandy Claus.
Where is Santa’s favourite place to deliver presents?
Idaho-ho-ho.
Why did Santa get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
He left his sleigh in a snow parking zone.
What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Claus-trophobia.
What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?
Santa Clues.
Who is Santa’s favourite actor?
Willem Dafoe-ho-ho.
What language does Santa speak?
North Polish.
