One liner jokes!
The best one liners
I was gonna tell a time travelling joke but you guys didn't like it.
I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jail, but apparently, you can't end a sentence with a proposition.
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.
If America changed from pounds to kilograms overnight, would it create mass confusion?
Shout out to the people wondering what the opposite of in is.
If your parachute doesn't deploy, you have the rest of your life to fix it.
Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence, often goes undetected.
Have you ever noticed the irony behind "hyphenated" and "non-hyphenated"?
At any given moment, the urge to sing, "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" is just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away.
When your girlfriend comes home in a white suit, smelling of honey and covered in bee stings, you know she's a keeper.
I just saw some idiot at the gym put a water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.
People often say "icy" is the easiest word to spell and, looking at it now, I see why.
People are often shocked when they find out I'm not a very good electrician.
If I had a Delorean, I would probably only drive it from time to time.
This Fibonacci joke is as bad as the last two you heard combined.