Mummy jokes!

Here's a fantastic collection of funny mummy jokes and puns. Don't keep them under wraps - share them with your friends!

The best mummy jokes

What is a mummy's favourite genre of music?
Wrap music.
What is it called when two mummies fart at the same time?
Toot-in-common.
Archaeologists in Egypt have unearthed a tomb containing a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts.
They believe it is the remains of the long lost Pharaoh Rocher.
What did the mummy say after his therapy session?
Thanks doc, it was so hard keeping all that under wraps.
Why are mummies scared of vacation?
They're afraid to unwind.
What did Pharaoh say when he saw the pyramid?
Mummy's home.
What do you call a male mummy with a cold?
I'm not sure either. Sir Cough I guess.
Our local undertaker is Egyptian.
His motto is satisfaction guaranteed or your mummy back.
Did you hear they found a mummy without bandages?
Archeologists think they started the mummification process, but didn't have time to wrap it up.
Where do mummies go to swim?
The Dead Sea.
Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They're too wrapped up in themselves.
What kind of underwear does a mummy wear?
Fruit of the Tomb.
Why was the mummy so tense?
He was all wound up.
What did the mummy movie director say when the final scene was done?
Okay, that's a wrap.
Why do mummies make excellent spies?
They're good at keeping things under wraps.
What's a mummy's favorite type of food?
Chicken wraps.
What's the mummy's plan to destroy Superman?
He's going to lure him into the crypt tonight.
I passed my mummy embalming exam.
It was a no brainer.
How do mummies hide?
They use masking tape.
What did one pyramid say to the other?
How's your mummy?
What does the mummy do when he goes to the library?
He gets wrapped up in a good book.
When do mummies have breakfast?
As soon as they catch you.
Why couldn't the mummy answer the phone?
She was tied up.
Why do mummies like Christmas so much?
Because of all the wrapping.

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