You can’t knock this collection of all the best knock knock jokes for kids!
Best Knock Knock Jokes
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police hurry up, it’s cold out here!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
Oh, I didn’t know you could yodel!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
To get to the weirdo’s house.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
The chicken.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
To whom.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ash.
Ash who?
Please cover your mouth when you sneeze.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Control freak.
Control fr-Okay, now you say “Control freak who?”
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
The doorbell repair man.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
Okay, W-H-O.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked, that’s why I’m knocking!
Why did the girl fall off the swing?
I don’t know.
She had no arms!
Short pause… Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not the girl!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, silly. Cows go moo.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream soda.
Ice cream soda who?
Ice cream soda whole neighborhood can hear me!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop, who?
Ewww, you eat your poo?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Nevgon.
Nevgon who?
Nevgon a give you up! Nevgon a let you down! Nevgon a run around and desert you!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel, that’s why I knocked.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito bit me.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Andy.
Andy who?
And he bit me again.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Chooch.
Chooch who?
Choo Choo! We are trains.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Amish.
Amish who.
Really? You don’t look like a shoe.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Scream.
Scream who?
Whoooooo!!!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dinosaurp.
Dinosaurp who?
You said Dinosaur poo!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
Kenya please keep it down?! You’ll wake up the lions!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Baby Yoda.
Baby Yoda who?
Baby Yoda one for me!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Omelette.
Omelette wh-
Omelette you finish, but this is the best egg pun of all time!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Linda.
Linda who?
Linda hand, will ya? Mine is tired from knocking.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
I don’t know.
I don’t know who?
Neither do I.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Voodoo.
Voodo who?
Voodoo you think you are asking so many questions?
Will you remember me in 5 years?
“Yes.”
Will you remember me in 5 months?
“Of course.”
Will you remember me in 5 minutes?
“I hope so!”
Will you remember me in 5 seconds?
“Yes. Yes I will.”
Knock, knock.
“Who’s there?”
You said you would remember me!!!
Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke?
He won the “no-bell” prize.
