Funny kids jokes!

The best jokes for kids

What do you call two witches living together?
Broom mates.
What do you call a grumpy cow?
Why did the leopard wear a striped shirt?
So that she wouldn't be spotted.
Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?
Because there were so many knights.
What does a triceratops sit on?
Its tricera-bottom.
When is a black dog not a black dog?
When it's a greyhound!
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh wear shoes?
Because he has bear feet.
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
Why aren't teddy bears ever hungry?
Because they're always stuffed.
Why can't Cinderella play soccer?
Because she always runs away from the ball.
Why did the cow cross the ocean?
To get to the udder tide.
Why did the pirate give up golf?
He kept hooking the ball.
Who is the most powerful vegetable in the galaxy?
Darth Tater.
Why did the boy want to be a wizard?
To get everything he wanded.
Why was the man running around his bed?
He wanted to catch up on his sleep.
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