Halloween jokes!

The best Halloween jokes

I hope it doesn't rain Halloween night.
That would really dampen some spirits.
Who turns the lights off at Halloween?
The lights witch.
What ghost lives in the Town Hall?
The Night-Mayor.
If you admire a female ghost...
Do you respectre?
What do you call a ghost that haunts small hotels?
An inn spectre.
Where do werewolves store their junk?
A were-house.
What is a skeleton's favorite guitar chord?
The spinal cord.
How does a medium contact a dead window washer?
With a squeegee board.
What do you call a vaping vampire?
Vlad the Inhaler.
What does a ghost do to stay safe in a car?
They put on their sheet belt.
What are gourds afraid of?
Things that go pumpkin the night.
What do young ghosts sell on the front lawn of their haunted houses?
They have a demonade stand.
Why did the haunted house scream?
From window pain.
Why did the vampire become a police officer?
He heard they do stake outs.
Why don't skeletons dance at Halloween parties?
They have no body to dance with.
How did the priest stay in such good shape?
From exorcising.
What do you call a duck with fangs?
Quackula.
What do vampires take for a scratchy throat?
Coffin drops.
What do vampires never order at restaurants?
The stake dinner.
What do you call a wolf that uses bad language?
A swearwolf.
What do baby ghosts wear on their feet?
Boo-ties.
How do ghosts keep their hair in place?
They use scare spray.
Why don't bats live alone?
They like to hang out with their friends.
Why did the witch's black cat throw up?
She was broom sick.
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