Funny giraffe jokes!

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Giraffe jokes and puns

It takes a big man to admit his mistakes.
But it takes an even bigger man to give a giraffe a haircut.
Why do giraffes have such long necks?
Because if they didn't, their heads would just be floating in the air.
Why did the giraffe break up with his girlfriend?
Because she was a cheetah.
What is a giraffe's favorite fruit?
Neck-tarines.
You're riding a horse full speed. There's a giraffe next to you and a lion chasing you, what do you do?
Get your drunk ass off the carousel.
The worst part about being a giraffe...
Is having a lot of time to think about your mistakes when you're sinking into quicksand.
Why don't people believe giraffes' stories?
Because they tell tall tales.
Why do giraffes take longer to apologize?
Because it takes them longer to swallow their pride.
What do giraffes have that no other animals have?
Baby giraffes.
Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?
Because its head is so far from its body.
Giraffes don't have the smartest brains in the animal kingdom...
But they're up there.
When a giraffe eats a snack...
A little goes a long way.
What do you call a giraffe with a girlfriend?
A neck-romancer.
A man walks into a bar with a giraffe, which promptly lays down on the floor.
The barman says, "Hey, you can't leave that lying there!"
The man says, "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe."
Why did the giraffe break up with his girlfriend?
Because she was a cheetah.
A man walks into a bar, goes up to the bartender, and asks her to make him a giraffe.
Taken aback, she replies, "Well, that's a tall order!"
What do giraffes do if they get involved in a fight?
Nothing. They look down on that kind of thing.
Giraffes can grow up to eighteen feet.
But most only grow four.
One of the seven dwarves kissed a giraffe yesterday.
Apparently the other six put him up to it.
Giraffes are truly...
Necks level.
I don't like giraffes.
They are intallerable.
The giraffe at our local zoo graduated early from university.
He was head and shoulders above the rest of his class.
I bet on a giraffe race the other day.
Mine lost by a neck.
It was nowhere near the finish line.
Our local zoo only has giraffes.
It's called Giraffic Park.
Why didn't people laugh at the giraffe's jokes?
Because they went over their heads.
What happens when a giraffe swallows a toy jet?
They get a plane in the neck.
What do you get when you cross a giraffe with a pig?
Bacon and legs.
Why don't other animals like giraffes?
Because they always look down on them.
What sort of art do giraffes paint?
Giraffiti.
Why did the giraffe get promoted to manager at the zoo?
Because people looked up to him.

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