These spookily funny ghost jokes and puns will get you in the right spirit for Halloween! You definitely won’t be booing them!
Funny Ghost Jokes And Puns
Ghosts are terrible liars.
You can see right through them.
Why do ghosts love to eat health food so much?
Because it’s super natural.
There’s a ghost that exclusively haunts city hall in the evening.
He’s a night mayor.
What’s a ghost’s least favourite room in the house?
The living room.
Why do ghosts hang out at bars?
Because they like boos.
What do ghost cowboys wear?
Wanna hear a ghost joke?
That’s the spirit.
How did the ghost get to the hospital?
In the am-boo-lance.
What do you call a dancing ghost?
The boogie man.
What does a panda ghost eat?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
A ghost walks into a bar.
The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve spirits here.”
What kind of car does a ghost drive?
Which ghost will never give you up?
My grandpa would talk to ghosts who’d tell him what size clothes to wear.
He was a medium.
What do you call a chicken ghost?
What is a ghost’s favorite drink?
I’m out of shape because I was possessed by a lazy ghost.
I could use some exorcise.
What do you call a ghost that thinks it has already spooked you before?
A deja boo.
Why don’t ghosts go into gyms?
Because people are exorcising.
Why did the sad ghosts use the elevator?
To lift their spirits.
Why are ghosts always invited to parties?
Because they always bring the boos.
What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
I suspected my girlfriend was a ghost right from the beginning.
Starting with the moment she walked through those doors.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would really dampen some spirits.
If you admire a female ghost…
Do you respectre?
What do you call a ghost that haunts small hotels?
An inn spectre.
What does a ghost do to stay safe in a car?
They put on their sheet belt.
What do young ghosts sell on the front lawn of their haunted houses?
They have a demonade stand.
What do baby ghosts wear on their feet?
How do ghosts keep their hair in place?
They use scare spray.