Hopefully these funny Easter joke for kids are eggs-actly what you were hunting for and you’ll find them as bunny as we did!
Funny Easter Jokes For Kids
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure?
Eggs marks the spot.
What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite restaurant?
IHOP!
How do you make Easter easier?
Replace the t with an i.
How does the Easter Bunny feel after Easter?
Eggs-hausted!
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
Do you know why kids like Easter?
They always get an egg-citing experience.
What do you get when you cross a shellfish with a rabbit?
An oyster bunny!
I accidentally drank the water we used to color eggs for Easter.
I think I dyed a little inside.
What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies!
How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?
He uses hare spray.
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy?
Eggs-ercise, specifically hare-obics.
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
By hare mail.
What’s a baker’s favorite day of the year?
Yeaster Sunday.
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
What do you call a group of Easter Bunnies walking backwards?
A receding hareline.
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester.
What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot?
It’s been nice gnawing you.
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
Who do marshmallows like to hang out with at Easter?
Their peeps!
How do you get out of a conversation with the Easter Bunny?
Well, you don’t want to egg him on; he’s a real basket case. Hop out of there.
Why was the Easter Bunny upset?
He was having a bad hare day.
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
What day does an Easter egg hate the most?
Fry-day.
Why can’t you tell jokes around Easter eggs?
They’ll crack up!
I hope the Easter Bunny doesn’t do what he did last year.
He put all his eggs in one basket.
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dream?
They lived hoppily ever after.
Why is Sunday afraid of Easter?
Because Easter falls on Sunday!
What does the Easter Bunny listen to while hiding eggs?
Hip hop.
What did one Easter egg say to the other?
Heard any good yolks lately?
What kind of jewelry does the Easter Bunny wear?
14 carrot gold.
