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What do you call turtles made from gingerbread?
Gingersnaps.
Why did the chicken cross half-way across the road?
So she could lay it on the line.
What is grey, has long ears, whiskers and eight wheels?
A rabbit on rollerblades.
What's the difference between weather and climate?
You can't "weather" a tree, but you can "climate".
What do you call two spiders who just got married?
Newlywebs.
What do you call a cute deer?
A-doe-rable.
I went into a pet shop and asked for twelve bees.
The shopkeeper counted out thirteen and handed them over.
I said, "You've given me one too many."
He said, "That one's a freebie."
What kind of magazines do cows read?
Cattlelogs.
What do calendars eat?
Dates.
Why did the pianist keep banging the side of his head on the piano?
He was playing by ear.
Two dragons walk into a bar.
The first one says, "It sure is hot in here."
His friend snaps back, "Shut your mouth!"
What do you call a rooster staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?
Because it's pointless.
What rhymes with boo and really stinks?
You!
What did one flag say to the other flag.
Nothing it just waved.
How do billboards talk?
Sign language.
How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
He gave her a ring.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
Because of its bark.
What did the duck say when she bought lipstick?
Put it on my bill.
How much room does fungi need to grow?
As mushroom as possible.
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