Corny jokes!

The best corny jokes

Why didn't the bicycle stand up itself?
Because it was too tired.
What did the teacher say to the kid who peed in class?
Urine trouble.
How is an ear of corn like an army?
It has lots of kernels.
Who wears a cape and bubbles?
Soaper man.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
What kind of shoes does a thief wear?
Sneakers.
Why did the man throw his clock away?
Because he wanted to see time fly.
Which weather system is always in a rush?
A Hurry-cane.
What is the biggiest pencil in the world?
Pennsylvania.
Why can't you take a Pokemon to the bathroom?
He may Pikachu.
Why was the cookie crying?
Because it felt so crummy.
What do you call a pile of cats?
A meow-ntain.
What lights up a soccer stadium?
A soccer match.
What do you call a lying frog?
An Am-fib-ian.
Why did the singer climb the ladder?
To reach the high notes.
Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
What does a clock do when it's hungry?
It goes back four seconds.
How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?
Ten tickles.
If you download music illegally in Jamaica does that make you...
A pirate of the Caribbean?
Why was the football stadium so hot after the game?
Because all the fans left.
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?
Look Grandpa, no hands.
What did the angry costumer give to the chef at the Italian restaurant?
A pizza his mind.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts.
Why did the flies leave the house?
Because the house owners called in a S.W.A.T team.
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