Spruce up your festive gag game with these hilarious Christmas tree jokes! They’re so funny you’ll never top them but they’ll leave you pining for more!
Funny Christmas Tree Jokes
What did the beaver say to the Christmas tree?
Nice gnawing you.
What do you call cutting down a Christmas tree?
Christmas chopping.
I recently became a Buddhist but I still celebrate Christmas.
So when December comes around I sit under the Christmas tree, wrap myself in wrapping paper and live in the present.
What do you call an ornament on a Christmas tree that is all by itself?
The Decoration of Independence.
How did the bauble get addicted to Christmas?
He was hooked on trees his whole life.
What do you get if you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?
A pineapple.
Why don’t Christmas trees learn to knit?
They always drop their needles.
The reason Santa enters through the chimney is because that’s traditionally how you were supposed to bring the Christmas tree inside.
They decided to change it though because it was a pine in the ash.
What is bigger than an Irish Christmas tree?
A Christmas four.
What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament?
Quit hanging around.
My friend just won the Tallest Christmas Tree competition.
I thought to myself, “How can you top that?”
My Christmas tree has been through several wars, I can only place ornaments on the top of it now.
It is very highly decorated.
Why wouldn’t the cat climb the Christmas tree?
It was afraid of the bark.
Why do Christmas trees prefer the past?
Because the present is beneath them.
Who is a Christmas tree’s favorite singer?
Spruce Springsteen.
