Christmas jokes!

The best Christmas jokes

How does Santa take pictures?
With his North Pole-aroid.
Why did the snowman name his dog Frost?
Because Frost bites.
What did the snowman say to the aggressive carrot?
Get out of my face.
Why did no one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay?
Because they were two deer.
How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus was 7lb 6oz when he was born?
They had a weigh in a manger.
Who delivers present to baby sharks at Christmas?
Santa Jaws.
What do sheep say to each other at Christmas?
A Merry Christmas to ewe.
What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
A Christmas quacker.
What did the beaver say to the Christmas Tree?
Nice gnawing you.
What Christmas carol do they sing in the desert?
O camel ye faithful.
What is the best christmas present in the world?
A broken drum, you just can't beat it.
What do you get if you cross a bell with a skunk?
Jingle smells!
What do you call Santa's little helpers?
Subordinate clauses.
What's green, covered in tinsel and goes ribbet, ribbet?
Mistle-toad.
Who delivers presents to cats?
Santa Claws.
Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can, "Ho ho ho".
Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
What is Santa's favourite pizza?
One that is deep pan, crisp and even.
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley.
What goes oh, oh, oh?
Santa walking backwards.
What kind of music do Santa's Christmas elves like best?
"Wrap" music.
Why would you invite a mushroom to a Christmas party?
He's a fun guy to be with.
What do you call Father Christmas on the beach?
Sandy Claus.
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