Funny knock knock jokes!

Best knock knock jokes

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police hurry up, it's cold out here!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
Oh, I didn't know you could yodel!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don't know, why?
To get to the weirdo's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
To.
To who?
To whom.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ash.
Ash who?
Please cover your mouth when you sneeze.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Control freak.
Control fr-
Okay, now you say "Control freak who?"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The doorbell repair man.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
Okay, W-H-O.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked, that's why I'm knocking!
Why did the girl fall off the swing?
I don't know.
She had no arms!
Short pause...
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not the girl!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, silly. Cows go moo.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ice cream soda.
Ice cream soda who?
Ice cream soda whole neighborhood can hear me!
Will you remember me in 5 years?
"Yes."
Will you remember me in 5 months?
"Of course."
Will you remember me in 5 minutes?
"I hope so!"
Will you remember me in 5 seconds?
"Yes. Yes I will."
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"You said you would remember me!!!"
Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke?
He won the "no-bell" prize.
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