Kids love a good joke and happy kids mean happy parents! With that in mind, here’s a collection of the best kids jokes,
The Best Kids Jokes
What do you call two witches living together?
Broom mates.
What do you call a grumpy cow?
Moo-dy!
Why did the leopard wear a striped shirt?
So that she wouldn’t be spotted.
Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?
Because there were so many knights.
What does a triceratops sit on?
Its tricera-bottom.
When is a black dog not a black dog?
When it’s a greyhound!
Why doesn’t Winnie the Pooh wear shoes?
Because he has bear feet.
Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
Why aren’t teddy bears ever hungry?
Because they’re always stuffed.
Why can’t Cinderella play soccer?
Because she always runs away from the ball.
Why did the cow cross the ocean?
To get to the udder tide.
Why did the pirate give up golf?
He kept hooking the ball.
Who is the most powerful vegetable in the galaxy?
Darth Tater.
Why did the boy want to be a wizard?
To get everything he wanded.
Why was the man running around his bed?
He wanted to catch up on his sleep.
Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbor?
Because it can’t sit down.
Why are astronauts successful people?
Because they always go up in the world.
Why did the guy rob the pizza joint?
Because he heard they had lots of dough.
Why did the potato wear sunscreen?
Because it didn’t want to get fried.
Why is it impossible to get in a fight with a beautician?
Because they always just want to get to the make-up.
What kind of soup loves to hold a grudge?
Stew.
What do pretzels love to play at parties?
Twister.
What do you call a marina where nothing ever happens?
A har-bore.
Why did the geometry book want to talk to a counsellor?
Because it had so many problems.
What do you call someone who was fired from NASA?
An astro-not.
What does a train say when it has a cold?
Aaah-choo-choo.
Where do flags like to go on vacation?
The North Pole.
